nagging is stupid. now let us analyse the causes and effects of nagging, using the INfamous...... (drumroll), hilda taba table.
okay actually im too lazy to contrust a table here so lets just write okay.
CAUSES.
no particular reason- it varies from pmsing, menopausing, wanting to vent anger on a poor innocent and cute little girl, insanity, craziness etc.
EFFECTS
- children become irritated
- all the more dont wanna listen
- start singing to cover up the noise,
- have to purchase ear plugs
- slam their doors to prevent hearing the noise pollution
- roll their eyes?
- feel damn damn angry
- feel the strong urge to punch someone or something
- blood pressure rise
- SLEEP.
POST EFFECTS.
- children become good singers since they have to sing to you know, preventing themselves from hearing that noise.
- increase in demand for ear plugs- boom in the earplug industry, people break out from the vicious cycle of poverty while the poor little children have to starve to afford the earplugs. earplugs become a NEED, not a WANT. lots of people starve- yea that's BAD.
- many doors are spoilt due to the hard impact slamming have on doors. those selling furniture gain from it though. adds to the vicious cycle of poverty, but at the same time helps carpenters.
- increase in eye operations due to eyeballs dropping out of their sockets. yea caused by the rolling of eyes of cause. VICIOUS CYCLE OF POVERTY cause pple cannot afford eye surgery.
- HIGH BLOOOD PRESSURE. maybe lead to heart attack or something? hospital have to have more ICU wards. those builders and hospitals gain. more patients WHAT.
- high demand for punching bags. yar duh, for punching and venting your anger. POVERTY. and of course, its a kinda good exercise.
- good for those children who suffer from insomia since they are FORCED to sleep to save themselves from the noise pollution.
- children grow more rebellious.
- due to high levels of noise pollution for those who cannot afford ear plugs, many become deaf. HEARING AIDS. VICIOUS CYCLE OF POVERTY.
- lack of LOVE and WARMTH at home
as you can see, very few and stupid things come out from nagging. so stop IT. nagging only adds on to the VICIOUS CYCLE OF POVERTY, which is really really not good. dun care about the hospitals and those earplug sellers and manufacturers. think for yourself first LAH. so. lets advice parents to stop contributing to wastage of money. and of course, the VICIOUS CYCLE OF POVERTY.
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GREAT ESSAY.
you've made good use of the PEE and its precise, has depth, relevant, accurate and BLAHBLAH. although its not really in the form of an essay, i give you FULL MARKS because of the absolutely fantastic... CONTENT.
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