here's the story of...
antonio cum dadi cum dayang.
one fine day in the morning at 8, sweet little antonio/dadi/dayang started rollerblading from her/his house to the post office. the wind was, unfortunately, blowing against him. after 2 hours of rollerblading, he found that he was further away from the post office than when he first started out. he worked really HARD to work against the air resistance- he had to crawl there. he began his little journey, moving at the speed of 2m/minute. finally! his eyes caught the MAJESTIC words- POST OFFICE. he had arrived!! though hungry and perspiring like (lets just say) crazy, he didnt feel sorry for himself. his LOVE for his lover was so strong, it could overcome any obstacles. he FINALLY posted the letter he had be clutching on to throughout his little ordeal- the LOVELETTER for the dear fair gentle elegant dazzling etc... princess yanting. for your information, he arrived home at 8 at night.
yanting saw that letter and saw the UGLY and disgusting handwritting. she threw the letter into the recycling bin to save the trees. (((x
the next day, sweet little antonio/dadi/dayang again! started on his journey to post more letters- now 4 letters on a skateskooter this time. halfway, he noticed a drain that he had never seen before and felt reallly curious. as he stood up to examine the cute drain, he lost his balance and FELL into the drain. OUCH. yea. you can imagine the blood.
yanting, out of evil intentions, decided to agree to the proposal of antonio/dadi/dayang. as the pastor was asking whether she would accept antonio/dadi/dayang as her lawful husband, she said NO and caused antonio/dadi/dayang to be heartbroken. he measured a pound of his flesh near the heart (he managed to GAUGE), cut it out with his flying dagger and.... yea of course he died.
END OF STORY!
dear shrimp. hahaha. enjoyed RIGHT.
oh yar.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MUMMY!
lol we lied that the earrings that daddy bought for mummy was bought by jiefu...
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nvm she believed anyway.
gonna reveal it to her later. (((X
tadar.